There's Only One Richard Heron

And TFC fans thought Schelotto was bad last week with the diving? Look at these classic New England dives that were awarded by referee Richard Heron. New England must of paid Richard Heron or blackmailed him. I'm guessing blackmail. Maybe the Revs got some kind of tape on him knowing how New England likes to film. I think there is only one song that can sum it up. Kind of a remix so bare with me.

Cause there is only one Richard Heron.
Only one Richard Heron.
With a bucket of sweets and Robert Kraft filming from the aisle, Heron is a f'in pedophile.

Exhibit A:


Huh?

I guess this was to test out that whistle in the first minute?

Exhibit B:


Class A Diving Action Dube! Must have gotten hit by a battery.

Exhibit B:


Dube making Schelotto look like an amateur. I guess mistaking Ezra for a lazyboy recliner is considered a foul. Really?

Exhibit C:


Albright is fouled by the wind. Seriously, isn't Heron looking the other way in this one? But, a Revs player falls on his ass and he just figures its a foul.

Exhibit D:


Thompson falls into Ezra. The Revs bench goes hysterical.

Exhibit E:


One of those all ball fouls. Frankie deserved a yellow for that?

Exhibit F:


Marshall heads ball. Although, Marshall might have gotten a shoulder in there. So Heron may have gotten one finally right. Although not a lot there either. Btw, I enjoyed Marshall's psyhicality in this game.

Exhibit G:


The game decider as although New England wasn't ever much a threat to score, Heron decides to reward them anyways as Ralston embellishes.

Even if Ezra may have gotten a piece of him, still is it enough to decide a slightly Crew advantaged game? Don't think so as Ralston definitely embellishes as he goes down like a sniper hit him. Maybe they were those imaginary bananas. As a result, game over although Crew dominated much of it.

Btw, where the hell is Padula? I love how Ezra lazily puts a foot in the way inviting a Revs player to fall over it. Please get healthy for next week Gino.

And, for added measure: Exhibit H(About to go thru the whole damn alphabet.):


This is a foul as Marshall got mostly legs but Nyassi clearly embellishes it rolling like he is going down a hill.

Anyways, Thanks Richard Heron. Hope your refereeing from the endline next time your in Columbus. Can't wait to welcome you back.