Key's To Victory Against NYRB: Robbie Rogers

1.) Speed Kills/Pisses Off The Other Team

Speed in combination with technically brillant ball control defines Robbie Rogers. The Red Bulls just had no answer to contain Rogers last night. I would suggest that no team in MLS can contain Robbie Rogers when he is "feeling it."

Rogers was "feeling it" last night. Whoever had the misfortune to come up against Rogers for the Red Bulls had no clue what to do, it was like watching an olympic sprinter face off against a "Celebrity Fit Club" candidate in a 100 meter relay. Cheap tricks by the opposition couldn't even deter or defeat the mighty Rogers:
The Grabber's Delight by Andrew Boyens

The Closeline by Dane Richards

The I Surrender by Cichero

The Diving Hippo by Jon Conway

And When All Else Fails:
The I Have No Business Being On The Same Field As Robbie Rogers By Kevin Goldwhaite

Okay, say it with me, one, two, three:"Goldwhaite your an embarrassment to the league!"

But, Don't Worry Robbie Rogers Always Wins:
The Let's Waltz Around On The Junior Varsity Team By Robbie Rogers


So not only did Robbie Rogers score a wonder goal, but Rogers was also responsible for producing four yellow cards and one red card. Massive doesn't even begin to describe his talent.