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When the smoke clears, the Red Bulls are still the Red Bulls.

The Red Bulls have overcome soo much to win two back to back games finally. What a story! What a triumph! If I have to hear one more storyline about the Pink Bulls overcoming all of the odds to stumble themselves into the MLS Cup I may just have to puke.

Seriously, someone wants to make a movie out of this dysfunctional excuse for a soccer team? I rather watch Air Bud: World Pup.

Aww, they so cute.

Anyways, here's a list of all the trial and tribulations the Red Bulls have overcome this season over the last two games thanks to MLSnet.com:
1. Megastars Conway and Parke banned
2. Jozy Altidore peacin' out for way better things
3. Losing Claudio Reyna(what a tribulation! how did they do it?)
Seriously, inquiring minds want to know in your best Jersey accent:

4. JPA back was hurting for a while
5. Seth Stammler had a wounded knee
6. Dane Richards getting destroyed by Red Bull Salzburg
7. The Fire beating them like bad little kids at the Wal Mart check out.
8. The Lider Marmol saga, has Lider Marmol even played for Chicago this year? How did they ever overcome the Lider Marmol saga?! Fascinating!
9. Revolving door of crappy players like Rojas and Cichero.
10. And, one road win all season.

And, if that wasn't enough this will really get you going. A Cinema worthy movie that will sale MILLIONS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS about the Red Bulls. Click here.

Even more funny, the exactly same article with a couple of small cosmetic changes. Looks like an article I would do when I wanted to write a paper for English class in a hour in tenth grade or impress some lady friends. Click here.