To Whom It May Concern

Dear Crew Haters,

Screw you TFC. Screw you DC. Screw you Chicago. Screw you MLS Rumors. Screw the Don and his loving of everything non-Columbus. Screw all haters of real football. Screw Krishnayer. Screw everyone who attempted to bring down Columbus. Screw the Red Bulls and everyone who believed in that cutesy cinema story of Cepero and the underdogs.

THE CUP IS OURS! Come Try To Get It!

Sincerely,
The Columbus Crew and The Nordecke

7:30 P.M. Call From Jericho's Cell Phone at Ruby's with the whole packed bar singing into his phone to Nevada Smith's Bar in New York:
"WE LOVE YOU! WE LOVE YOU! WE LOVE YOU!
AND WHERE YOU GO WE FOLLOW! WE FOLLOW! WE FOLLOW!
CAUSE WE SUPPORT COLUMBUS! COLUMBUS! COLUMBUS!
AND THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE IT! WE LIKE IT! WE LIKE IT!"

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